Santa oughta get arrested for smoking?

Sounds like satire to me. But it still makes a good laugh for me. :)

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It's obvious Santa Claus is an unrepentant smoker, because his clothes are all tarnished with ashes and soot.

He may also be a drunk driver. People are believed to leave alcohol for the old man to keep him happy. He has a sleigh drawn by eight reindeer. He may also be guilty of burglary. The image left shows him with a bagful of loot he's just about to take up an innocent householder' s chimney.

But it's the smoking the authorities really want him for.


If anyone sees him, please call 911. This man is dangerous.

* The NORAD tracking site is here.

http://www.tgdaily. com/business- and-law-features /45192-norad- tracks-down- santa-claus- for-smoking- on-the-job